Friday, March 6, 2009

Porn in a small town

I was watching the news last night, and they were doing a story in a local small town about the increase in car thefts. On screen was the local 5-0 asking residents to stop leaving their keys in the car and start locking their doors.

In the background I could see a shot of downtown. And just over the officer's shoulder, a movie marquee. (Remember when there were movie theaters downtown? Before the huge multi-plexes took over?) What was showing?
Push
That Into You

I think they've got bigger problems than car thieves.


For those of you wondering what the deal is with an early, sober, Friday post - some of us girls are heading for a mini get-away. We've got lots of booze, cards, a hot tub and a gas fireplace. Alas, no wifi. But I will have my camera, because that's the bitchy kind of friend I am.

On Wednesday, while LMP and I were leaving a bar (yes, after the wine tasting) a guy stopped me. Whatever he said was lost in the band music so I classily yelled "Huh?"
"Is your name Bev?" he asked.
"Uh, no." I replied.
"Oh. Ok. Sorry." he said.
As we walked away I heard LMP pipe up "Bitch, you so know your name is Bev!"

All I know is Bev is going to the retreat this weekend and she's totally getting revenge on Little Miss Perfect.

14 comments:

  1. This is a cute story! I like the porn in the background...when you get a chance rent a movie called Zack and Miri make a porno, it is so funny...

    Have a good weekend!

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  2. I was supposed to go to a large scale women's retreat this weekend, but then I learned there would be no alcohol involved, so I ditched that plan and am staying home. Margaritas with a friend at 5:30 tonight, and all is good in the world...

    Have a great time!

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  3. Have an awesome time and make sure that you post tons of incriminating photos of your besties in compromising positions..you could turn it into a small movie and maybe, one day, you'll see it up on the Marquee in Asshatville.

    You know, these people who think that they live in Mayberry really need a taser up the tuchus. If your car isn't in the driveway in the morning because you left your keys in it then maybe, just maybe, there still are a few Darwinian Laws in effect. Although I see scant evidence of this when I watch the News.

    Anyway have fun and say the most outrageous things..yes even the ones that you'll instantly regret.
    It's always easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission. Of course if they are all passive aggressive then they will get you back..but it might take years!

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  4. Enjoy your mini get away - I'm jealous.

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  5. How funny. Good old porn theaters, what would we do without them?

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  6. Have a great time. I love girls weekends! Best part-no men... :)

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  7. Oh that's hilarious....truly a magic moment.

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  8. Went to a high school yesterday, it was supposed to be a magnet school for kids turning their lives around, to do blood pressures and some education on going to urgent care instead of the ER for minor stuff. We were planning to do a drawing for a $20 gift card, but while the nurse was doing BP's, one of the kids swiped the gift card.

    Guess that will have to do until they find some car keys lying around....

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  9. Funny post. I grew up in a town where people didn't lock their doors and left the keys in the car. But where was the porn?

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  10. Enjoy your getaway! I need one right about now, too!

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  11. Have a great time. I also want to see the pictures..

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  12. Thanks, we had a blast. I need to work on the pictures. Unfortunately when I got back I had a relapse of this darn virus and have not been out of bed for 2 days. But I will get them out there.

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  13. What a great post! I did not see this post until today. I think blogger is all jacked up.....AGAIN!

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