Monday, March 23, 2009

Flim flammed

Dear State Farm,

While it is admirable that you proactively adjust my insurance rates, I can't help but wonder if you should instead use the money to include a small packet of lube with my next statement.

I may not be Einstein, but giving me a savings of .25 and then charging me 1.00 service fee for making the policy change does not quite add up. Sure, next month I might save that 25 cents again, but I am onto you. I'm sure in May you will save me some additional negligible amount and charge me yet another $1 for that adjustment. I really don't have the time or energy to call you to fix your fucked up shit. Stop it already.

Sincerely,
Violated in Ohio
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12 comments:

  1. JanMarch 23, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    That is funny. I can't stand crap like that.

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  2. for a different kind of girlMarch 23, 2009 at 6:40 PM

    I'm feel compelled to copy and paste this with some minor changes and send it off to my telephone and IS provider, who jacks me around monthly with a different statement amount.

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  3. DebraMarch 23, 2009 at 7:54 PM

    That is really jacked up!

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  4. Jeanne EstridgeMarch 23, 2009 at 9:06 PM

    Liberty Mutual?

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  5. Romeo MorningwoodMarch 24, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    Well done. Since I am not the mathematical Poindexter type..my youngest son is in grade 2 so this is the last year that I can help him with his math homework...I get impacted (literally) from all of the Institutional mumbo-jumbo that arrives in letter form.

    Thank goodness that there are still people like you out there stickin' it to the MAN!

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  6. Captain DumbassMarch 24, 2009 at 2:28 AM

    Holy 'like a good neighbour,' Batman!

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  7. BelleMarch 24, 2009 at 5:35 AM

    Violated?

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  8. What A CardMarch 26, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    That's hilarious, and a little brilliant on the part of the company. I bet almost no one calls to complain...and they keep raking in those service charges...

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  9. J. L. KruegerMarch 27, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    That's a great rant! And hilarious!

    I'm glad my insurance company ain't like that!

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  10. J. L. KruegerApril 3, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    OK so like I KNOW I visited last week and posted a comment here and the previous post. So, did blogspot spit me out, or did I somehow piss you off?

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  11. J. L. KruegerApril 3, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    OK, like I KNOW I visited last week and I KNOW I left a comment on this post and the previous one. Did they get swallowed, or did I piss you off? I don't think I said anything that you would reject.

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  12. HoodChickApril 3, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    JL - Sorry, I've been neglectful. I promise to do better and I hope you've got two weeks of pics out there for me to catch up on!

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