Police arrested a 38-year-old man who allegedly stole a forklift on Wednesday morning and hit a street sign and a telephone pole during a slow joyride. The man is due in court next month. Authorities said after the vehicle ran out of gas, the man sought treatment at a local hospital for alcohol and drug intoxication.
He was charged with with possession of a stolen vehicle and theft over $10,000.
Police also said he had no proof of insurance and his driver's license had expired.
Kitchen Bitchin'
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As I sit here, in my kitchen, two guys are grappling with my old gas oven
and hob, so a new, freestanding electric cooker can be installed. But, they
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2 days ago
why? WHY?
ReplyDeleteWho are these people? Seriously...
ReplyDeleteDo you have to have a driver's license to operate a forklift? Oh, wait, I live with a forklift driver. I'll just check with him.
ReplyDeletebut he doesn't need one to procreate, so the beat goes on. and on. and on.
ReplyDeleteI was going to make some crack about not knowing you needed a driver license to take a forklift out on the highway, but Jeanne beat me to it.
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- Margaret
There must be a shortage of cliffs to drive off in his locality.
ReplyDeleteBizarre!
ReplyDeleteThis is the second time today I've written "The mind is a strange place"...
ReplyDeleteWhat a moron. I would have used it to tip over cars.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think you needed a license either.
ReplyDeleteI've never driven one, but I have operated the power ones you walk behind. They were fun.
I'm with Captain Dumbass - if you're going to jail you might as well tear some shit up.