Monday, October 12, 2009

Sitting on my ass at the ass doctor

What could be worse than waiting over an hour for an appointment at the Colon and Rectal Center, Inc? I'll tell you - it'd be worse if it was MY appointment. I was just along for moral support - which for me consists of making butt jokes.

I had to keep a straight face while this was sitting on the edge of the doctor's desk as he was reviewing the medical history:


Of course a nurse walked in and caught me taking that picture. What kind of freak does she think I am! Captain Clueless said he was surprised I didn't pop into the exam room and snap a shot of him getting probed. Jesh, I have some boundaries.

Aren't you glad I'm back?
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  1. Ponita in Real LifeOctober 12, 2009 at 9:20 PM

    That's a pretty sorry looking ass...

    Nice to have you back again!

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  2. Steven GOctober 12, 2009 at 9:35 PM

    Just fell through a crack and landed here.

    Good to hear from ya. Yes, Jeannies hair.

    Happy Tuesday ( or Monday part 2, as we call it).

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  3. That Janie GirlOctober 12, 2009 at 10:28 PM

    I'm glad you're back!

    I can so visualize you snapping that pix and trying to look all innocent....

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  4. Captain DumbassOctober 13, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    How do you get to be a colon/rectal doctor? Do you just wake up one day and think, I want to stick my finger in other people's bums for a living?

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  5. Gorilla BananasOctober 13, 2009 at 2:20 AM

    So did Captain Clueless, er, lose his virginity?

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  6. Crazy CharmOctober 13, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    I'm so glad your back! At least you weren't spinning around on the doctor's chair when he walked in. Not like I've done that or anything :)

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  7. JanOctober 13, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    Where have you been anyway? And you come back because you had to visit the butt doctor. And that made you think of us????

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  8. gaf85October 13, 2009 at 8:32 PM

    Hey there! Been there done that. Although I do not look forward to visiting my "gastroenterologist" it is a necessary evil. What kind of person can look up people's butt cracks all day is beyond me!

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  9. Harlem's A HatinOctober 14, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    LOL so hilarious! The picture you took is actually pretty cool.

    http://harlemshaterade.blogspot.com

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  10. Jeanne EstridgeOctober 18, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    Good to have you back!

    I won't even crack any jokes about where you might have been all this time....

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