Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Who says I don't know fashion

I survived the birthday parties and am almost recovered from the bachelorette party. Whew, what a crazy couple of weeks! The bad news, damn softball leagues start tonight. And all the girls have been bugging texting me to haul my sorry ass out there. 8:45 game time. Don't they understand that I'm a busy person with important things to do. I mean damn, people, Fringe is on tonight.

The colors for the upcoming tragedy nuptials are light blue and dark blue. The bride to be spent a lot of time and money buying costume jewlery for the girls in the wedding (not me, thanks for small favors!) - so they all have this color combination in earrings, bracelets and necklaces.

I dragged Little Miss Perfect out to a *ah-hem* "novelty" store to shop for an appropriate bachelorette offering. I found the most perfect, color coordinated gift EVER!

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  2. You got her a new remote for her TV?

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  3. I love it, and your right as the label says 'There is nothing wrong with a pretty vibrator'!
    If anything, an unannounced guest shows up with it in your hand then say "Its my new quick whip", and begin to make a smoothie in the kitchen :), or mashed potatoes...

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  4. I think the bridemaid's should wear that jewelry for the wedding- classy!

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  5. Girl, you are a hoot! Glad you survived the parties!

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  6. I'm glad I met you AFTER I got married.

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  7. That's how you solve Maria'
    s problem..
    singalong..

    I feel prrretty
    prrrretty oh yeah
    I feel prrretty and Ooooh and Aaaah
    MMM MMM MMM-MM
    MMM MM MM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM

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  8. This cracks me up! Back 30 years ago, all we bridesmaids had to do was show up sober and with dyed-to-match satin pumps. My, how times have changed!

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  9. Okee Dokee! That's interesting.

    Must be something about the water in Ohio. My Cleveland born wife is nutty like that too! ;)

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  10. I think all brides-to-be should get vibrators and lots of batteries!

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  11. Just found your blog...you are fucking fabulous, and I have put you on my blog under Best Blogs....I will visit often

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  12. Ah...a discrete tampon holder. How thoughtful. ;)

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