I survived the birthday parties and am
almost recovered from the bachelorette party. Whew, what a crazy couple of weeks! The bad news, damn softball leagues start tonight. And all the girls have been
bugging texting me to haul my sorry ass out there. 8:45 game time. Don't they understand that I'm a busy person with important things to do. I mean damn, people, Fringe is on tonight.
The colors for the upcoming
tragedy nuptials are light blue and dark blue. The bride to be spent a lot of time and money buying costume jewlery for the girls in the wedding (not me, thanks for small favors!) - so they all have this color combination in earrings, bracelets and necklaces.
I dragged Little Miss Perfect out to a *ah-hem* "novelty" store to shop for an appropriate bachelorette offering. I found the most perfect, color coordinated gift EVER!
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ReplyDeleteYou got her a new remote for her TV?
ReplyDeleteI love it, and your right as the label says 'There is nothing wrong with a pretty vibrator'!
ReplyDeleteIf anything, an unannounced guest shows up with it in your hand then say "Its my new quick whip", and begin to make a smoothie in the kitchen :), or mashed potatoes...
I think the bridemaid's should wear that jewelry for the wedding- classy!
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome!
ReplyDeleteIt is completely perfect!
ReplyDeleteGirl, you are a hoot! Glad you survived the parties!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I met you AFTER I got married.
ReplyDeleteThat's how you solve Maria'
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singalong..
I feel prrretty
prrrretty oh yeah
I feel prrretty and Ooooh and Aaaah
MMM MMM MMM-MM
MMM MM MM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM
This cracks me up! Back 30 years ago, all we bridesmaids had to do was show up sober and with dyed-to-match satin pumps. My, how times have changed!
ReplyDeleteOkee Dokee! That's interesting.
ReplyDeleteMust be something about the water in Ohio. My Cleveland born wife is nutty like that too! ;)
I think all brides-to-be should get vibrators and lots of batteries!
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ReplyDeleteAh...a discrete tampon holder. How thoughtful. ;)
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