tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post6124696350400581287..comments2023-03-26T07:25:23.578-04:00Comments on My Life Requires Alcohol: Incendiary fruitHoodChickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08675041170740517867noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-61635018235090731622009-04-18T09:45:00.000-04:002009-04-18T09:45:00.000-04:00Oh Wow! That was funny!
My wife has a friend w...Oh Wow! That was funny! <br /><br />My wife has a friend whose idea of taking a salad to someone's house is a bowl of green M&Ms with some red ones thrown in for "tomatoes." I kid you not...this woman actually did that.<br /><br />Supposedly she eats nothing green. Says the cows and pigs did that for her.J. L. Kruegerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03335606939334631954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-11408346752001556562009-04-17T14:26:00.000-04:002009-04-17T14:26:00.000-04:00Yep in my line of work I have met all kinds! My hu...Yep in my line of work I have met all kinds! My hubby will not eat ground beef unless I lie and say I had it freshly ground from the finest chopped up cow out there, and no french fries, but he drinks juice more than he really should!Chef Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11198603107302675448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-45056862833782042982009-04-16T18:26:00.000-04:002009-04-16T18:26:00.000-04:00I know, it's weird. He eats very few vegetables e...I know, it's weird. He eats very few vegetables either, you'd think he would have been stopped up all the time. I really don't know what possessed him to try this, he must have been reading something on the web that made him think he needed it.<br /><br />He read this on occassion, I'm sure I'll hear about it if he catches this one!HoodChickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08675041170740517867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-81007915006756739942009-04-16T09:18:00.000-04:002009-04-16T09:18:00.000-04:00That's funny! It took me 40 years to actually lik...That's funny! It took me 40 years to actually like V-8 juice...buffalodickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663035745368682736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-51926290127159522142009-04-16T07:55:00.000-04:002009-04-16T07:55:00.000-04:00My husband is the same. The man doesn't eat fruit...My husband is the same. The man doesn't eat fruit for vegetables. It's drives me a bit crazy.<br /><br />Prune juice? I don't think I would even drink that stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-70743485403239281562009-04-16T02:33:00.000-04:002009-04-16T02:33:00.000-04:00That man must have been badly constipated. Have yo...That man must have been badly constipated. Have you ever timed him when he's gone for a crap?Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-88190271931962075032009-04-16T00:51:00.000-04:002009-04-16T00:51:00.000-04:00ohhohoho!! Welcome to the world of fruit! What a b...ohhohoho!! Welcome to the world of fruit! What a beginning!!Roshnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01107573625336456428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-79431779567608490752009-04-16T00:36:00.000-04:002009-04-16T00:36:00.000-04:00This is just like my husband, only with onions. Al...This is just like my husband, only with onions. All things onion. If we go somewhere to eat and one sliver of onion has touched his food, he swears he can phantom taste it, and will proceed to make faces of disgust with every bite he takes. It's annoying in a purely endearing way. Mostly an annoying way. Me? I love onions. I cook with them still. If he wants to pluck every miniscule onion nugget out, far be it from me to stop him...even though I want to.for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-35861521105639821352009-04-15T23:00:00.000-04:002009-04-15T23:00:00.000-04:00Okay, you just made me actually laugh out loud. "...Okay, you just made me actually laugh out loud. "The scurvy husband," it is absolutely brilliant!Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-13931718094489774792009-04-15T22:53:00.000-04:002009-04-15T22:53:00.000-04:00Bwahahahhaahahaha;
"what the hell did his mom fee...Bwahahahhaahahaha;<br /><br />"what the hell did his mom feed him as a baby? Tiny jars of sausage gravy? Pureed pork chops?"<br /><br />When my nephew was a baby my Sister caught me in the kitchen licking the inside of the baby food pear fruit jar.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-22414516431574398692009-04-15T22:46:00.000-04:002009-04-15T22:46:00.000-04:00Hahaha explosive! My hubby is the same way, what i...Hahaha explosive! My hubby is the same way, what is with them?Wunderwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11375389330934161968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-10740802178438358662009-04-15T21:27:00.000-04:002009-04-15T21:27:00.000-04:00I once knew a guy who ate only french fries. Seri...I once knew a guy who ate only french fries. Seriously. Three couples went out to dinner. Everyone else has steaks and salads and veggies and the whole she-bang. He orders a double order of fries.<br /><br />Probably needed that juice for a chaser.Jeanne Estridgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13096521122802823385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-22929328981545025592009-04-15T21:08:00.000-04:002009-04-15T21:08:00.000-04:00omg. that's awesome. does he read this?omg. that's awesome. does he read this?Sarah Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05174508043761660692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-76249310049472713762009-04-15T19:02:00.000-04:002009-04-15T19:02:00.000-04:00I guess after the "explosion"...Captain Clueless w...I guess after the "explosion"...Captain Clueless was no longer clueless, on this subject anyway.Blaséhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08297191177174465494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-22518236708069748262009-04-15T18:54:00.000-04:002009-04-15T18:54:00.000-04:00OH my goodness! That is just too funny! I can't be...OH my goodness! That is just too funny! I can't believe he does not like watermelon but will drink prune juice! Go figure...;-)Debrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13175761210196265573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-64558346016289739982009-04-15T18:49:00.000-04:002009-04-15T18:49:00.000-04:00That is hilarious. I work with a woman who has a ...That is hilarious. I work with a woman who has a husband that won't eat normal food. His tastes never evolved after 1st grade. His favorite meal is hot dogs and macaroni and cheese. He always thinks she is trying to poison him when she cooks, asking what is in there? Sometimes she sneaks a vitamin or a nutrient into his dinner without his knowing.Janhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10021078503152904909noreply@blogger.com