tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post2540669040873724949..comments2023-03-26T07:25:23.578-04:00Comments on My Life Requires Alcohol: Is that a weasel in your pocket?HoodChickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08675041170740517867noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-20392128815730997622010-04-07T17:40:04.757-04:002010-04-07T17:40:04.757-04:00"What? My face? Oh that, right. Yeah, well,..."What? My face? Oh that, right. Yeah, well, one day I tried to stop a homeless guy from shoplifting. Guess what? He had a weasel. No seriously. Yeah, it bit me. No, for real." --weasel-bitten 17 year old in a barCalebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056314139651782511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-86677210246902359512010-03-26T03:43:33.107-04:002010-03-26T03:43:33.107-04:00I hate when people put links in comments--but I wr...I hate when people put links in comments--but I wrote about this story a while back ("Assault And Badgery") and I think you'll enjoy it. <br />http://murrbrewster.blogspot.com/2009/11/assault-and-badgery.htmlMurr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-75106072253071285322010-03-25T23:20:38.825-04:002010-03-25T23:20:38.825-04:00Okay, I followed you just because of the name. Goo...Okay, I followed you just because of the name. Good work.Katherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00698969617995814432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-56755505109224303392010-03-19T15:38:49.262-04:002010-03-19T15:38:49.262-04:00December 10th?December 10th?Captain Dumbasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-5163623761103406312010-03-19T12:47:33.945-04:002010-03-19T12:47:33.945-04:00Life in prison is much more pleasant because I get...Life in prison is much more pleasant because I get to read your blog. We have weasels here, but a different kind. Rosie<br /><br />inmaterosie.blogspot.comRosiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07923623445587748990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-4269539950785113942010-03-19T02:33:26.380-04:002010-03-19T02:33:26.380-04:00Okay, obviously the homeless man stole the ferret ...Okay, obviously the homeless man stole the ferret to use as a weapon. The 17 year old just provided him an opportunity to utilize it sooner than he expected.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02130290974546268090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-26964927212269367732010-03-16T21:06:52.898-04:002010-03-16T21:06:52.898-04:00lol funny story
katylol funny story<br />katyHutchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06575128754477125980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-7321935261219756972010-03-13T01:42:35.603-05:002010-03-13T01:42:35.603-05:00I reckon the ferret was in on it the entire time. ...I reckon the ferret was in on it the entire time. . . the hobo was a mere patsy.Virna Veehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12928968953567670324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-30657337437124253282010-02-24T23:41:14.808-05:002010-02-24T23:41:14.808-05:00How do you wield a ferret? I'd imagine it'...How do you wield a ferret? I'd imagine it'd be difficult to even hold it menacingly.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02370874085358840196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-83821650884303202762010-02-08T01:38:14.503-05:002010-02-08T01:38:14.503-05:00Yeah,.. what DOES a homeless need with a ferret? M...Yeah,.. what DOES a homeless need with a ferret? Mind you,.... what do you do to pass the time when you're homeless? Watching a ferret might be coolKind Words From Bad Peoplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16311629868450745231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-88698145217576948752010-01-29T03:47:42.701-05:002010-01-29T03:47:42.701-05:00I don't even know what to say to that...and ye...I don't even know what to say to that...and yet felt compelled to tell you that I didn't...but like TBS...very funny.Roxannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14450955040997815557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-87908770318144209702009-12-30T17:06:02.302-05:002009-12-30T17:06:02.302-05:00Being that I'm from NYC I have enough smarts t...Being that I'm from NYC I have enough smarts to know that when a homeless man starts digging in his pants to turn and get the fugg outta there. <br /><br />Nothing good is about to happen that I need to stick around for.<br /><br />I think I've been averaging 3 glasses of wine per day since the Xmas eve. The holidays seem much more festive after my 3rd glass.Mike Lowreyhttp://blog.daddysplace2.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-76975335384348351962009-12-28T20:08:10.569-05:002009-12-28T20:08:10.569-05:00It has been a long time. Thought I would drop by a...It has been a long time. Thought I would drop by and check in with you! Hope you had a great Christmas!Debrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13175761210196265573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-3245033832361995062009-12-14T22:08:47.950-05:002009-12-14T22:08:47.950-05:00You can't actually house train a ferret -- I k...You can't actually house train a ferret -- I know this because my neighbor convinced me that you could, and I gave in and let Anne have one. They back into corners and poop. <br /><br />And they dance around on their hind legs like a mongoose when a (minimally talented) teenager practices violin.Jeanne Estridgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13096521122802823385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-82044858775355615172009-12-11T13:22:19.407-05:002009-12-11T13:22:19.407-05:00may I say I'm impressed that any 17 year old w...may I say I'm impressed that any 17 year old would care to follow a homeless guy and ask for the ferret back?Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-56560152115175418672009-12-11T12:09:02.418-05:002009-12-11T12:09:02.418-05:00Reminds me of an old joke about a pet duck, two ol...Reminds me of an old joke about a pet duck, two old ladies in a movie, and popcorn... :)buffalodickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663035745368682736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-27989142548347422112009-12-11T04:59:27.344-05:002009-12-11T04:59:27.344-05:00He's lucky the homeless man didn't shove t...He's lucky the homeless man didn't shove the ferret inside his trousers. That's what gangsters from the east end of London did.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242184206829297939.post-60326485520232335312009-12-10T23:56:00.593-05:002009-12-10T23:56:00.593-05:00eeeps!! Sounds awful...and funny, the way you port...eeeps!! Sounds awful...and funny, the way you portrayed it!!<br /><br />Thanks for visiting my blog! Just came over to say hi!!Roshnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01107573625336456428noreply@blogger.com